That’s sly of you to post this while the USians are asleep 🤣

I’m not even sure about that. French politicians (even regular french people; source : je parle la langue de la baguette depuis le berceau) are notoriously awful with english 😅

Macron’s english fluency is no better than mine, and I’m an underclass kid who learned with a dictionary on their lap. What the fuck are they teaching in elite french schools?

☝How it is.

How do wash shoes without damaging them?

If I have a laundry of work clothes, I put the shoes in a pillowcase, then in the middle of the clothes. Alternatively, you can try freezing them. It works pretty well to get rid of smells.