Okay, rhyming is done. Now I just need to figure out the rest of the poem.

I agree. It’s such a Gen Generation thing to say.

“There’s some legal, legalese you’ve got to work with, but everybody’s working with us on this,” he said. “I can’t even tell you how many different corporate America, Google, Apple, Meta, all these companies have said, ‘Whatever you need, Sheriff, they’re there,’ and we’re utilizing that leverage to get things done as quickly as we can.”

Am I the only one thinking it’s a chilling thing to hear?

Let me introduce you to this horror story: Deref Polymorphism https://rust-unofficial.github.io/patterns/anti_patterns/deref.html

Be sure to accept the attached invitation for an opportunity to meet other candidates.

The opening scene of Inglorious Basterds.

Android has an equivalent lockdown mode. Open the power menu by holding Power and Volume Up. Then select lockdown.

For a command line like experience (or macOS spotlight), try KISS launcher. Never looked back. https://f-droid.org/packages/fr.neamar.kiss/

I’m sorry to say that lemmy is not popular enough to be on CPC’s radar.

The CPC’s propaganda budget is mostly focused on what Chinese people would read if they get over the great firewall (mainly YouTube and Twitter).

Second to that is the general “feel good” stories, like scenery, food, or panda (recently high-speed trains), aiming at the mainstream Western public. You may see those on lemmy, but it’s very unlikely that the state propagandists are the ones posting them here.

So the users realized their mistakes and stopped complaining……and other jokes public project maintainers tell themselves while laughing in tears

This, but unironically used as a marketing trick:

There was no v1 of Oracle Database, as co-founder Larry Ellison “knew no one would want to buy version 1”

That’s why the first Oracle database is v2.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oracle_Database