I was working at a music store (that offered lessons) behind the counter. Student came in with a check to pay for lessons, because mom couldn’t remember if they paid. I checked the history and they were paid up. Boss got angry with me for not just taking the check and I got chewed out. Real easy to walk out the door after that.

Oh my bad, I’m hard of hearing. Been listening to too many aunts.

My kinda content

Not me, I got to pick my own name as a child. Admittedly, “Small-Weiner Stegosaurus” might have been a regrettable choice.

That person is a liar!! I listen to ants all the time and the only sound they make is smooth jazz.

*“Welcome to capitalism; that’ll be $350. Suck my dick”

Fixed that last comment.

Damn, you play for keeps

Your boyfriend is wrong, this isn’t “perfectly fine.” It’s a masterpiece.