Like, fuck Microsoft, but this is just adapting to a world where people regularly have multiple computers on a network. ESPECIALLY business computers, which are the bread and butter of Microsoft’s income.

Eh, she was 40 when they got married. That’s so deep into Consenting Adult territory, I don’t really care what the age gap is anymore.

He’s 100% an allegory for the Christian God, but idr if he’s the canonical God in Narnia itself.

FWIW, a good chunk of lingerie ads are meant to target men (assuming they’re heterosexual and in a relationship).

The lore is that the saarlac actually keeps you alive while digesting you. ~~Like, it puts roots in that act as life support so it has a constant source of protein or whatever. ~~ eh, that last but might not be accurate but there is some kind of enzyme in their stomach that keeps you alive? Whatever.

The short answer: fungus and algae work together and create a multi-organism structure.

The medium answer: [this meme]

The long answer: [years of graduate school]