Shocking new study reveals it is actually winners who have a fitness advantage over losers
Several athletic organizations have called for a review of all victories to establish whether they were earned through fitness advantage.
Drafter of the Ladies Olympic Systems of Restitution (LOSeR) guidelines, Harvey Priestein, has confirmed that most victories must be acquired through pure chance. However, fitness advantaged women may compete during a retrograde event.
The LOSeR guidelines require a medical organization to produce the Ladies Olympic Separation and Othering Report (LOSOR) establishing the fitness advantage of competing athletes. Selected to perform the medical work is the Men’s Olympic Major Medical Association (MOMMA). JK Rowling was selected among 4 competing bidders to provide horoscope services.
Shocking new study reveals it is actually winners who have a fitness advantage over losers
Several athletic organizations have called for a review of all victories to establish whether they were earned through fitness advantage.
Drafter of the Ladies Olympic Systems of Restitution (LOSeR) guidelines, Harvey Priestein, has confirmed that most victories must be acquired through pure chance. However, fitness advantaged women may compete during a retrograde event.
The LOSeR guidelines require a medical organization to produce the Ladies Olympic Separation and Othering Report (LOSOR) establishing the fitness advantage of competing athletes. Selected to perform the medical work is the Men’s Olympic Major Medical Association (MOMMA). JK Rowling was selected among 4 competing bidders to provide horoscope services.