• Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 days ago

    I feel like getting deliberately kicked in the junk before surgery could have implications. I hear torsion is a bitch, and i wouldn’t want to have to explain that to a doctor or delay a procedure people wait literal years for

    I think I’d want the cremated remains of my bits turned into a keychain, kick that around instead and make that boomer “she keeps my nuts in her purse” joke.