Until you get your first paycheck, then your like “oh…I thought it’d be bigger”.
Things people don’t say after a night with me
Avoid awkward encounters with this one easy trick!
Spoiler
Tell them the exact length of your dick at the earliest opportunity.
“sir, this is a Wendy’s”
And here I thought people would usually be told their wage before they sign their employment contract … are precarious contracts where you get paid by the hour and don’t get the same amount of hours every month or depend on tips/bonuses (lol “tips”) that common in the US?
Normally, the shock comes once you see the net amount after taxes, health insurance, medicare/medicaid, and social security have been deducted.
I usually calculate the actual net income even before signing … IDK if it’s harder to calculate in the US, but the calculators I used for wages in my country predicted the actual net wage fairly accurately.
I won’t announce if I cum, but there will be signs.
blacklight illuminating glowing patches everywhere in the room
At first I thought the post said Hong_IRL and that made me think of a politician in South Africa who was being disruptive by saying “Hong” repeatedly.
"Hong hong hong
I withdraw that, Hong"
“Honorary Matisha!” (Or also Magician sound similar)
That’s the exact thing I was thinking!
