Of course not.

But, say, when you break your back because you have osteoporosis and suddenly can’t manage the stuff you’ve been doing for the past 75 years anymore, that isn’t really life anymore. Or when you start sundowning because of a UTI. Or everything hurts all the time. And all your friends are dead. You can no longer drive so you’re stuck at home. Your scoliosis finally catches up with you. Your ears go haywire and you get permanent vertigo. You have a stroke and end up half paralysed. You go blind. You end up with post viral fatigue because the world doesn’t take viruses seriously. Etc.

I have an elderly family, can you tell?

The head of communications at Hensoldt says it’s more than just a rumour

We all know that the reason is usually “being a human of a funny colour” though.

If you can’t remember the alphabet, your education has failed you big time.

A lot of older people disagree. There’s a difference between being alive and living.

I have a friend with lupus who votes Trump. She is very, very ill and will be bankrupt soon.

My son calls me mum but his other mum (my wife) by her first name.

Oh you will, you will. Trust me, young people.

PS I’m not talking about the US military, because I’d rather live under a bridge for the rest of my life.

You’re not a researcher depending on funding that barely exists anymore, I assume.

I just rub the nipples when I’m standing in the shower. I know, phrasing.

If you bought it without ads and it started showing ads, that would be a breach of contract.

Beach Boys!

When you’re 60 and the choice is either a permanent contract for the army or 1 or 2 years elsewhere, you’re going to choose army.

You obviously don’t know what liberal means. It means progressive, empathetic, leftist. We’re not talking about fiscally/economically liberal.

My wife is a software developer who doesn’t use Ublock or Revanced and I’m so confused.

I get up.

Take that, bitches.

There was no “victim” originally. She turned herself into one by pointing out that it was her house. Before that nobody knew.

Don’t give LSD to someone with access to nukes.

Ellen Booraem (YA, she’s great at writing books from a totally different angle), Oyinkan Braithwaite (she’s only written two books so far but they’re great), Katharine Kerr.

I lost my job thanks to people like you.