that’s funny as fuck (not for the person who lost their wheels)

Eh, depends. For example, where I live there’s a trend of people approaching you asking for information, before carefully pivoting into asking money to buy food. And if you buy them food then and there (under their eyes so they can choose what they want and make sure it’s not poisoned), they’ll turn the corner and throw it away. Helping strangers isn’t always something your future self will thank you for

People who make bad jokes often assume other people don’t get them when in reality they’re just unfunny

Moving is just putting more space between you and something. If it walks like a horse, talks like a horse, bites like a horse… you get the idea. It’s not clear to me why the increase of inbetween space in cosmic inflation “gets a pass” whereas the increase of inbetween of space from movement doesn’t

Understanding this is the easy part imo

Yeah, but wouldn’t this lead to the cars perceiving each other as moving faster than light?