Most would be rejected for age-related reasons. There are young trumpets but the majority are literal boomers and/or their parents. Either way, they should all be fed their own teeth.

Even that was a reference to The Enigma of Amigara Fault.

Get banned, spambot.

OP could have just posted a pic, but instead they posted an irrationally long gif/vid of someone showing the text one sentence at a time. Narrated or not, this is Nevada desert temperature hot garbage and OP should be shamed for being such a tool kit.

This could have been an email vibes abound.

Damn, I was thinking Hamtaro.

No thanks, I’m good.

That or when the guy shoves a nail into his urethra.

Oh man, tubgirl? Octopusgirl? Blue waffle? Meatspin? Pain Olympics?

From another article linked in the body of this one:

The Hallfords also face state charges related to the October discovery in of 190 sets of human remains improperly stored at their Return to Nature Funeral Home in Penrose, Colorado.

Investigators were called to the funeral home after receiving a report of an odor coming from the building, Fremont County officials said at the time.

From this article:

They were stacked so high in some places that they blocked doorways. There were bugs and maggots. Buckets had been placed to catch leaking fluids.

Jesus, usually when you hear something like this, it’s some organ smuggling thing. These people were literally just too lazy/greedy to buy a cremator, and used the money on cars, crypto, and other vanities instead. Wtf.

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Which is something you would think they’d do on installation, no? Test it and make sure it works right?

Worst part is the last time he was in, he was bitching that we “ruined his shirts”. After inspection, my supervisor realized that the only shirts we “ruined” had a particular business patch that was different from the rest, making us presume it was poor quality glue or some shit.

Oh and he always humble bragged that he was putting it on the company card each time. 🙄

He has the name of the place in a patch on his shirts, but I haven’t seen him in a while (knock on wood) and don’t remember. Only that it’s some blue collar thing. Maybe electrical? Mechanical?

And on the other end of the spectrum are complete fungal encrusted fap socks like the guy that comes into my job (dry cleaning counter) with their entire wardrobe of work clothes, with 1-2 cigarette butts in each pant pocket that I have to wear gloves in order to detail his shit over a trashcan cause he’s just that much of a needledick.

His job probably has smoking rules so he can’t dispose of them properly, but still, empty your pockets motherfucker!

Crunchyroll is fairly inexpensive for how much I use it. Been keeping up with current running seasons a lot more than when I yarhar’d everything (though I keep a small stash of my favorites on one hard drive).

I’ve gladly donated to some of my favorite YouTubers (Legends of Avantris, MinMaxedRPG, and others).

I believe that’s called a ‘holy hand grenade’ by the long-ago people.

Love the line, not a fan of the commenter dickriding their own comment.

look how badly I ratio’d her

Like, just post the comment and the OP. Nobody need you to remind them how funny your joke was. It was fine.

I can fix ruin her. And not in the good way.

Yes! I’ve been waiting for this ship! Sandy was never good enough for him.

Well thanks for hoping against me.