You mean Venezuela?

Bro, level up: try coffee at 10pm.

Same, 18 yrs post Tx here. Life feels like a weird time travel episode

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I need them at my destination for work. And I’m not allowed to put them in checked luggage.

How does the Boot Dijour taste today?

Taco Bell does that now. Every single drive thru I’ve gone to have a intro message

“Welcome to Taco Bell are you checking in with your app or reward points??”

And each version is clearly recorded locally because they always sound like a manager or something.

I almost want to drive to a bunch and record them for a dystopian compilation.

And I usually say “I have an order for <name>” and I get silence or a long pause and someone saying hold on.

It’s pointless. Especially when I can see the window operator handing food to a car ahead of me, I know they’re not ready but I’ve already been autoprompted by the recording.

They tried to implement that at an old job of mine, nobody did that shit. Luckily we didn’t have AI listening to every word we say.

I can suck my own dick. And I do it.

Alot.

That’s it! I’m going to Carl’s Jr instead.

Fuck you, I’m eating!

I bet a lot of the cucks that preordered and bought them are financed to the absolute max and can’t afford to sell it now.

Look at the city names in the southern and central part of Illinois, there’s a ton of towns and cities named after European locations

2006ish?

This is why I don’t goto Buc-ees when traveling. They only operate in states with little to no worker protection and they do not allow their employees to have any breaks. Yes they pay a few dollars more per hour but absolute abuse their employees. So as nice as their mega gas stations are , they will never get another dollar from me.

I tried using Zombie instead.

Another press day’s breaking,

Band in red, rehearsing lines,

Silencing the questions,

While the world reads between the signs.

In their heads, they’re just repeating,

Every gaslight, every claim,

Marching for the cameras—

No empathy, no shame.

In their minds, in their minds,

They’re just pawnies, pawnies, pawnies—eh, eh.

Selling lies, selling lies,

They’re just pawnies, pawnies, pawnies—eh, eh, eh, oh.

What’s in their heads?

They’re just pawnies, pawnies, pawnies—eh, eh, eh, oh.

The victims go unheard now,

Stories lost in fog and spin.

Truth is just a burden,

They bury deep within.

Donald loves the headlines,

And tabloid fantasies,

But they just keep on selling

His twisted legacies.

So back home to Canada then time travel a bit to the future

have a friend stalk Waymo’s and give the passenger $5 to leave the door ajar a bit .

That’s how fucked our economy is. There is a significant number of people so close to the edge that buying an extra 10 days before eviction is the final gasp before becoming homeless.

And it ended up being like the finale of game of thrones, so disappointing.

I always thought of that term for like 18-25 year olds