Why do you think I’m not on your side? I’m just a loner, so I don’t hang out with anyone, so I kinda developed my own political beliefs. I’m lib left for sure though.

don’t be ridiculous! they make sure the trophy says “#1 CHAMPION AND WORLD’S MOST HANDSOME MAN”

still working the kinks out, my applescript is basically non existent

*our hate, tovarisch

our hate

It’s based on all the times I’ve fucked around with the chrome console and selenium over the past 10 years

Do you know what selenium is? It automates your browser.

I’m literally the only one who knows that capitalism is bad. Kinda feel left out here

Looks like people like it! Makes sense, seeing as how we’re all trying to get those dastardly fascists! You guys hate fascism, don’t you? I know I do! I mean I can see how you wouldn’t like this, y’know…like if you wanted everything to stay the way it is, then sure, yeah, I guess it’s not for you.

Will this do anything? I doubt it. Mostly I just want to make sure I can do it. Almost there, just gotta add the applescript

i just got into linux like…three days ago. but i have an 8 year head start on bash and zsh so i’m good

I’m a lot like Reggie Watts. We’re both California sober. Oh also I play keyboards. OK maybe I’m not that much like Reggie Watts.

Fuck the haters, I LOVE catting into grep

DUDE

i pipe EVERYTHING into fucking EVERYTHING

i’m piping right now, just fuckin ||||||||||||||||

IT’S AVAILABLE!!!

(for more money than you have)

Basically, yeah. Elon is definitely one of them. He’s a fucking idiot, for sure, but compared to Trump he’s Einstein, so he’s still dangerous. Hell Trump is dangerous and he has literal shit for brains

i have this conspiracy theory that the world is run by psychopaths and they’re the ones who spread all these ridiculous conspiracy theories about how it’s reptilians/the jews/the illuminati/the deep state/the NWO/the globalists/etc etc

They do this to distract from the fact that the world IS run by a secret cabal of people, but it’s basically like Psychopaths Anonymous. all the high functioning ones get together and plot about how they’re gonna scam the planet

The numbers don’t add up because they used Grok

“We’re aghast!” said the critics.

oh shit i posted a funny comment but the bot thought it was malware so my request got blocked

any hacktivists in here? i’m trying to help out the cause (gotta keep things legal of course)

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according to string theory, you can see the string that started the universe with

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