…or are furries (though, they are surprisingly rare here)

Nah, software update is like people in another way:

When you have been anticipating an update because you’ve seen the features it would add, and you know the updates are rarely problematic, then you get very excited to get them (this is how I feel about GIMP 3.0 update).

But when the update is forced (because the app forces you to update before opening it or if you’re just straight up forced to install it), and it frequently breaks stuff, then that’s mood.

Nah, they’re not just using regular lasers. They use the sun.