They talk about what’s going on in their lives. If it weren’t for the ailments, they’d likely have other things to talk about.

Sadly, you give me far too much credit.

I rarely ever use Ai, but this is one of the things it’s good for.

Ah, the all too elusive Lore-yhole.

And matches are a thing you buy just to have go up in flames.

Amen

This damned thing which I always have on me.

Don’t let them get your Goatse.

Exactly

Always check the fine print… Oh.