Privacy concerns aside, saying the glasses are literally useless is
My eyes glazed over as soon as I read this much.
Nothing you say after this matters for a device purpose built for non consensual and inconspicuous invasion of privacy
This is one of the better variants of this meme, lol
My mom’s laptop just physically broke and is unrepairable, so I don’t have to do the whole thing you did for yours.
I’m a little bit relieved, because I’m not sure I love my mom as much as you do…
I’m available for tech support whenever she needs
Excellent news! Now I need to find a Linux distro that has fractional scaling built in so I can see stuff on my giant screen for everything else not in Firefox