Reality tv isn’t reality!

In this day and age, you can’t take that as anything but a win! Best of luck to your disembarking from the reality’s of life!

I retired at 55 and I highly recommend it. Actually I’m not sure that I’m retired or just quit working. I worked for myself and decided I didn’t want to deal with people anymore so I’ve just stayed home for the last 11 years. Ether way it’s been great!

M orons

A re

G overning

A merica!

Iowa lot to Iowa pot

But I could get low with some Ohio blow

That’s on account of traitorous republicans and Lord Feltersnatch himself!

I don’t like the cut of his jib

The sumbitch thinks the White House is his personal crib!

The less you know

The less you have to do!

I wonder what they’re going to find in Uranus?

It’s three to one

He knows he’s done

Them three kittens

Have six murder mittens