• saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    Me: So you like the song Mambo #5?
    Mall snake: It’s Mam-BA. MAM-BA. I’m a Black Mamba you absolute banana!

    • Bubs@lemmy.zip
      0·
      7 days ago

      What if the gorilla gets angry at you? Short of finding a large gun, I don’t think there’s any way to stop him.

      • explodicle@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        1·
        7 days ago

        He’ll probably charge me and then let me off with a warning. If we’re assuming unusual behavior, then a team of black mambas could easily kill me too.